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Andy Zaltzman was born in obscurity in 1974. He has been a sporadically-acclaimed stand-up comedian since 1999, and has appeared regularly on BBC Radio 4. He is currently one half of TimesOnline’s hit satirical podcast The Bugle, alongside John Oliver (The Daily Show with John Stewart). He also writes for The Times newspaper, and is the author of Does Anything Eat Bankers? (And 53 Other Indispensable Questions For The Credit Crunched).

Zaltzman’s love of cricket outshone his aptitude for the game by a humiliating margin. He once scored 6 in 75 minutes in an Under-15 match, and failed to hit a six between the ages of 9 and 23. He would have been ideally suited to Tests, had not a congenital defect left him unable to play the game to anything above genuine village standard. Aged 21, when fielding at deep midwicket, he dropped the same batsman three times in fifteen minutes, and has not been selected by England before or since

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November 25, 2011

Posted by Andy Zaltzman on 11/25/2011

Multistat: 134




The answer is: Cummins is in third place, behind JJ Ferris and Craig McDermott. What's the question?
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Years since an 18-year-old Australian last took a Test wicket. In Johannesburg, Patrick Cummins became the 45th 18-year-old to take a Test wicket, but the first baggy green one to do so since Tom Garrett in the first ever Test series in 1877.

Cummins’ 6 for 79 were the fourth-best innings figures by a teenage debutant in Test history, behind post-war South African greenhorn Cuan McCarthy, Indian legspin whizzlet Narendra Hirwani in 1988, and Indian legspin whizzlet Narendra Hirwani in 1988 (again).

After one Test, Cummins is already in third place among teenaged wicket-takers for Australia, behind 19th-century swing king and Boer War fatality JJ Ferris (18 wickets), and Cummins’ current bowling coach, Craig McDermott (10 scalps before entering his third decade).

Also: The number of years for which the record of three Test debutants taking five-wicket hauls in a single month had stood, before November 2011 roared into the history books.

Cummins became the fourth bowler this month, after Doug Bracewell, R Ashwin and Vernon Philander, to take five wickets in an innings on his debut – no other month in the entire history of the universe has provided so many honours board-adorning debutant Test bowlers. This historic, unforgettable, numerically immortal month thus beats the previous debut five-fors record of three, which has stood since March 1877, when Billy Midwinter, Alfred Shaw and Tom Kendall all adorned the inaugural Test match with five-fors (a record that was jubilantly equalled by March 1889 and December 1927).

When you factor in Elias Sunny’s successful introduction into the Bangladesh attack in late October, the last five weeks have seen as many five-wicket-innings debuts as any previous entire year – 2003 boasted five such debuts, but has now been cast into the landfill site of statistical history by 2011. Five of the 13 debutants to have bowled since 21 October have taken five wickets on debut – maths fans will bark at you that this equates to 38%, compared with a figure up that pivotal date in human history of just 8.6% of debut bowlers taking five-fors (131 out of 1528). Truly, readers, these are great times in which to be alive.

However, a successful start with the ball is no guarantee that the bowler will Botham or Lillee his way to cricketing immortality. Before Philander picked up his second five-wicket haul in just his second match, and Ashwin did likewise in his third, none of the previous 12 five-wickets-in-an-innings debutants, dating back to mid-2007, have so far gone on to record a second five-wicket haul (some, admittedly, have had few opportunities to do so). Philander and Ashwin are also the first bowlers to take two five-wicket hauls in their debut series since Hirwani’s ludicrous 16-wicket maiden Test, and the first to do so in separate games since Nick Cook in 1983.

Of the 46 bowlers to have taken five or more in an innings in their first Test in the last 30 years, only Cork, Lee, Anderson and Edwards have gone on to take 100 Test wickets. Some still have lively ambitions to do so, whilst for others time is fast running out – it now looks increasingly unlikely that 50-year-old England seamer Neil Mallender will get many more chances to add to his five-wicket blitz against Pakistan at Headingley in 1992.

What does all of this mean for Cummins’ future career? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. I’ve just had a bit of time to kill, and access to Statsguru.

Also: The number of years, as of 5pm UK time on 24 November 2011, during which international cricket has been played without anyone scoring 100 centuries.

Also: The likely minimum number of decades that will pass before anyone else scores 100 international centuries.

 
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Posted by: Rohit on 11/25/2011

Got to say, the last 'Also' was a bit of a record for an exaggeration (in the history of the universe!).

Posted by: Rohan Bhalerao on 11/25/2011

"Also: The likely minimum number of decades that will pass before anyone else scores 100 international centuries."
What a tribute Andy!!! This has got to be the best tribute we will get to read for HIM..!
Andy, just told to my friend, this...
134: Also : Likely to be the number of years we get to read someone like Andy Zaltzman.
God, I wish I could come to every live stand up show of yours. Keep mesmerising us Andy..! This is incredible and it is a privilege to keep reading you..

Posted by: Fahad on 11/25/2011

take a five or six wickets on debute is not a symbol of a good bowler Muhammad sami of pakistan took 8 wicket in his debut match and his current bowling average is 52. cummins need to prove him.

Posted by: Trisha on 11/25/2011

Sachin - Once in 1340 years

Posted by: Ramesh on 11/25/2011

hey, you amaze me with these posts. i open cric info and look for your name first and then go to other news item. long live your breed.

Posted by: N Srikanth on 11/25/2011

I guess this is the first time that 3 debutants have got the man of the match awards in the same month !!

Posted by: 1 in Glasgow on 11/26/2011

It's shocking man. 134 is also my age and I also play cricket in nice Glasgae weather!!

Posted by: BRK on 11/26/2011

Andy,

Nice article. The last two stats in the Also sections are hilarious. It would be a dream come true if Sachin is able to score his 100th 100 in 134 balls or do it in 134 minutes of Taking guard at the start of the innings !

On a serious note, I think this points to a good spread of good bowling coaches all over the world. Could you check if the number of debut 4 fors and 3 fors have shown a similar trend ? If true, I think you should do an article on bowling coaches whose wards have set the stands alight. Look at the number of high achievers who have been coached by bowling coaches.

I think that while we laud the criceters themselves, I think columnists and media should also highlight the contributions and the supporting stats of coaches. I am not talking of the coaches who coach national teams. I am talking of those coaches who have coached high performers in their formative years. If we can recognise and laud such coaches it will go a long way to nurture the nursery.

Posted by: kaizenn on 11/26/2011

The last two 'also' were fantastic!! Incredibly humorous thinking sir!

Posted by: swarne708 on 11/26/2011

impressive!!!

that is what WI were bowled out for today

Posted by: Anil on 11/26/2011

Andy, How did you know 134 is the magic number.
IND Bowled out WI 134 in second inning the day you publish your article. Are you psychic?

Posted by: John on 11/26/2011

134: Also the number the West Indies were shot out for in the fifth day of the third test!! Zaltzman you are a genius!! Nostradamus better watch out...

Posted by: Shahid on 11/26/2011

It feels as if you trying to say something else too.
Let me say it for you; WI who scored 590 in first innings will fall for 134 in the second innings of ongoing 3rd match and by that throwing the match in indias pocket. Come on ACSU, come smell it..

Posted by: Sid on 11/26/2011

I've always maintained that Andy deals in black magic! WI just bundled out for 134!

Posted by: NALINWIJ on 11/26/2011

Tom Garrett was Australia"s first allrounder of note who played in the first test. He had a great grandson Peter Garrett who was the lead singer of Midnight oil and he is currently a member of the Australian parliament. Just adding a bit of trivia to remarkable day in which a moribund test did a Lazarus when WI were dismissed for 134 and 17 wickets fell and ended with scores level. Bizarre month with three classic tests is that a record in 134 years?? Test cricket may have done a Lazarus and risen from the grave!!

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