England left Antigua empty-handed after being thrashed by the Stanford Super Stars, with Kevin Pietersen saying he was happy that the money will make such a difference to the West Indian players. However, surely the England stars would have found some uses for US$1 million. In the Sunday Telegraph, Andrew Baker looks at how the squad could have spent their winnings.

Peter Moores [coach]: I would have invested any such windfall proceedings in the acquisition of a personality. I would also have purchased a quantity of "focus" for the team to take with them to India.

Matt Prior: A full-time bodyguard for my wife.

Ian Bell: Pot noodles. Lots and lots of pot noodles. No disrespect to the people of India, but while their cricketers are tasty, the food there mings.