It was a rough day in the office for the England team on Sunday © Getty Images

It may seem an outlandish notion to make a greenhorn in international cricket like Dimitri Mascarenhas captain, but Paul Newman makes a plausible case for him in the Daily Mail.

There are three former England captains(Kevin Pietersen, Andrew Flintoff and Paul Collingwood) in the current squad who are all guaranteed a place in the Twenty20 team as long as they are fit, but none would relish a return to the helm.

Cricket365's Tim Ellis presents a hilarious account of England's miserable performance in Sunday's Twenty20.

Not even Don King could promote the rabble of a team (and let's face it, there wasn't a million dollars on offer). Even the captain had to borrow Matt Prior's shirt. What was all that about?