Our rules were simple: we would toss to see who wrote first, and then hand off the match report after each session. We would not talk about what our plans were for each session, and not discuss them in any way to collude on an outcome.

We got to work. VC won the 'toss' and wrote the pre-lunch session report for the first day, making West Indies bat. In retrospect, I wish I had won the toss; fifteen sessions meant VC would write the last session's report and be in charge of the game's outcome. Things went well. Writing each session’s action didn’t take too long and came quite easily to us. We wrote, quite naturally, in our 'school diary' (Indian kids will know what these were). A typical session's report took up anywhere from two to four pages, depending on how passionate you were in describing the action (and on how many twists and turns in the tale you wanted to introduce).

Soon after we started though, our writing efforts were interrupted. I was changing schools and heading off to Darjeeling for boarding school. My departure from Delhi was abrupt, so I had little time to set my affairs in order. But VC and I did agree that the Test match writing would continue by mail. We had only got to the third day’s action and much work remained to be done.

So a new epistolary relationship began, one centred on the writing of this chain-report. I wrote my reports on sheets of notebook paper, tore them off and posted them to Delhi. VC wrote his reports and then mailed them back.

I had a sneaky feeling VC wanted England to win and he wanted the victory fashioned by Gower, scoring a majestic century on the last day of the Test. I could have stopped him, but I didn’t. I could have had Marshall take Gower out, send his middle-stump flying and then quickly wrapped up the tail.

But I didn’t. I handed off the post-tea session on the fifth day to VC and let him take England to victory. It was improbable, but it didn’t really matter. VC was my friend and he had let me indulge in this escapade. I knew if I had been in charge of the final session, West Indies would have won. And we always had an unspoken understanding that the game would end in the last session and not before. So even if I had taken nine English wickets by tea, VC could have still made them win.

Sadly, I do not know where the Test report is – lost, consigned to a trash-heap somewhere or, more probably, misplaced in a housing move. I’m sure I would be embarrassed by its writing now. But it would still remind me of that summer of 1980, when two schoolboys decided they would take a break from the ‘reality-based community’ that surrounded them and concentrate on some serious day-dreaming instead.